Ramuan Jitu Sang Pawang

Ramuan Jitu Sang Pawang
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Selamat datang mahasiswa baru, kami menyambutmu dengan tangan terbuka di kampus tercinta kami. Semoga jenengan-jenengan (mahasiswa baru) krasan di kampus baru yang penuh warna, mungkin warnanya seperti warna pelangi yang menghiasi angkasa, begitu indah kalau dilihat dengan mata asal jangan pakai kacamata kuda. Ya?

Kampus-kampus negeri begitu diminati calon mahasiswa dari penjuru daerah, mulai Sabang sampai Merauke, mereka memilih kampus negeri yang akreditasinya sudah berlabel (A). Sekarang, hampir semua perguruan tinggi sudah melaksanakan OSPEK atau PKK-MB demi memperkenalkan almamater kampus tercintanya kepada mahasiswa baru yang unyu-unyu plus polos.

Adik-adik mahasiswa baru di kampus tercinta kami mulai bersiap-siap menata mentalnya; mental lahir dan batin yang harus disiapkan mulai dari sekarang, mereka mungkin punya pikiran negatif bertemu senior-senior jahat, galak, judes, dlsb yang siap menyiksa mereka di kampus. Tenang saja adik-adik yang unyu-unyu plus polos, jenengan tak akan disiksa oleh senior-senior jenengan yang katanya jahat lah, dll. Mereka sudah takluk dan jinak, karena sang pawang sudah menemukan ramuan jitu untuk menjinakan peliharaannya yang beringas itu, jadi tenang saja adik-adik maba (mahasiswa baru) yang sebentar lagi akan melaksanakan PKK-MB. Adik-adik tidak usah hawatir akan keberingasan/kebengisan kakak-kakak panitia, mereka sudah jinak kok.

Tahukah kalian adik-adik maba (mahasiswa baru)? Kalian harus bermental baja karena kehidupan dalam kampus itu kejam, beda halnya kalau masih hidup di lingkungan sekolah, setingkat Sekolah Menengah Atas (SMA) misalnya yang katanya amat begitu ketat menurut kalian, kalian masih belum merasakan ketatnya hidup di lingkungan kampus, apalagi kalau bertemu dengan dosen killer dalam kelas, walla hua’alam bishawab. Saya tidak bisa menjelaskan dengan serinci-rincinya/detail-detailnya.

Anda-anda mahasiswa baru harus kritis dalam berpikir supaya ramuan jitu sang pawang tidak menular kepada anda, adik-adik (mahasiswa baru), anda sudah bukan lagi siswa, anda sekarang sudah berstatus dan menyandang gelar “Maha” siswa, mindset anda harus dirubah yang dulunya manja dan takut kepada guru anda di sekolah, sekarang anda harus mengkritisi setiap kebijakan yang ada di kampus yang mungkin tidak sesuai dengan mindset anda. Anda adalah generasi penerus bangsa, di pundak anda beban yang dipikul amat berat, bukan beban yang beratnya ber ton-ton. Beban mental lebih berat dibandingkan beban barang yang dipikul buruh pengangkut barang.

Anda-anda, kalian-kalian, jenengan-jenengan adik-adik mahasiswa baru, anda ini adalah agent of cange, agent of control, agent of sosial. Begitu banyak tiltle yang kalian pikul, saya merasa kasihan mendengar tilte yang begitu banyak anda pikul, anda bopong, dll. Semoga adik-adik kuat untuk memikul beban itu. Amin!!!!

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